You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European

countries would be speaking German.

Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French.

Thank you, Mr. President and Mrs. Trump, for your splendid dinner this evening, which, may I say, is a very considerable improvement on the Boston Tea Party.

First President, George Washington, and my five-time great-grandfather, King George III.

King George, as you know,

never set foot in America. And please rest assured, ladies gentlemen, I am not here as part of some cunning rearguard action.

250 years ago, or as say, in the United Kingdom, just the other day.

King Charles bringing some comic relief to Capitol Hill as he honored the longstanding ties between Britain and America. We're going to have much more on his speech to Congress,

including a warning about NATO and the risks of isolationism.

He also weighed in on Ukraine,

which has made some remarkable moves on the battlefield,

despite fading support from Washington. The U.S. Ambassador to Kiev just

stepped down in an apparent break with the White House. Plus, if at first you don't succeed,

try, try again. The Justice Department is whipping up another case against James Comey,

this time over some seashells.

So here we are. We're worried about assassination attempts, which, of course, that story

keeps unfolding. We're worried about Iranian terror threats, and they're doing a seashell case,

nine, ten months old, and it will never go anywhere.

But again, it's just another example of the administration doing whatever they can to look even more stupid at a time.

One, they really need to get their 33% approval ratings up.

This won't do it. It will have the opposite impact, and they'll get laughed out of court.

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