Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off,y it's the toast I sound amazing

welcome back to the terst happy worst hey jerst how you nursed happy worst day

yeah even though it's so not I know what is the worst day have we ever decided Monday

of course it's Monday yeah it is but Jackie

when you love your job and you job your love every day is the burst day oh it's a birthday when you

get to work with your beautiful sister every day is the birthday every day is birthday is birthday

Monday Tuesday jurs day how are you doing? Preggilicious? I'm good. Thank you. Just like post it up. I'm in a comfy position. Like I don't think I'm going to move for the whole show. Yeah. But then like being in a comfy position is a blessing and a curse because you don't move. And then when you have to move, it's like, and like you're like an ice sculpture. Like you literally cannot. You're frozen. Yeah. And Brutow's not here. He does take up half the chair, which is really crazy. Just like he takes up half the bed. He's such a crazy individual that Brutow. He's getting self-indulged. He's getting groomed right now, so tomorrow he'll be back looking handsome, bringing his best to the show. But he did take a personal day for self-care. Speaking of Brutow, I have just like a small personal update. Okay. It's scary, like when you phrase it that way. Just because you never know what Coach he's doing. I kind of miss Romeo. Like me and Ben were looking at pictures of him last night. That's how you know I'm hating L.A. Like I really miss my dog. Oh, so today we hate L.A. Yeah. It's just like. Yesterday we were tolerating it. Yeah. I just hate to be so negative, you know, I feel like when you, and I actually really believe that, even though like my joke is that like I'm a negative queen, I feel like when you have like a negative mindset, it really affects your reality. Like you see in the world what is in your mind. Like you're what? Now you're talking like a true podcaster. No, I know. Job your okay you guys LA has gotten her the dear media offices have gotten to her see I felt this way like when I was postpartum too because it's so easy like slip into being negative like I'm tired of time but then you like start to see the world through like your hate or eight or eyes and I really generally try to be like a positive person even though like I joke all the time that I'm so negative. You know, I live to complain, but once I slip into like hating something, I can't get out. Like, so I have to like rise above. I stay above water. And I'm slipping. You know what you should do? I don't know what your plans are today, but you should go to the ocean.

I should go to the ocean.

You love the ocean.

You're obviously a water sign.

Loki, so am I.

But that's an inconvenient truth because I'm not.

And that's what Al Gore was talking about when he made that movie.

Jackie O.

Being a water sign.

Because that's just inconvenient.

Though not really liking swimming

not really liking you do you have a pool how many times have you've been in your own pool twice

a couple times but I'm always like pregnant and you know I don't like to swim when I'm pregnant

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