Jobbers Canyon (Entry 673.LK1218)
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🗓️ 4 August 2022
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In which one of America's most historic warehouse districts is threatened by urban renewal, and Ken wants only the best rutabagas in his body. Certificate #48481.
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| 1:49.4 | Certificate number 48481 jobers Canyon. You and Mindy eat well. We talk about your food life on this show a lot, don't we? |
| 2:07.0 | You and Mindy eat well. We talk about your food life on this show a lot Mindy live in the food life. |
| 2:14.0 | Yeah, you and Mindy live in the food life. |
| 2:18.0 | We're very busy, so we have a lot of takeout life lately. |
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