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Thomas and the Bible

Job 12-Job 18

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion & Spirituality, Religion

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2014

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Well Job went and did it. He became just as boring as the rest of the bible. This reading is pretty repetitive but I salted it with some genius observations about life. Yep.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Thomas in the Bible, the advisor, Elie Faz tells Job that he must have done something wrong before the Lord to have brought the curse upon himself, but Job denies having done anything against God or even asking for his help.

0:21.6

Bill Dad suggests that maybe Job's kids may have sinned and brought the suffering upon him.

0:26.6

Job carries on complaining about the hardship and the fact that he can't argue with or speak to God.

0:31.6

He says repeatedly he wants to die.

0:34.6

Zofar reiterates that Job must have sinned and tells Job to repent of his alleged sinned

0:40.9

so God can forgive him, the Thomas Yorn count of three.

0:49.4

Well, it's always a cool game to figure out what Harley is going to sound like. He's got a, it's, it's

0:58.6

amazing. Harley, I'm not giving you a hard time, but it's weird that you sound completely different

1:04.3

every time. It's like you're in a different location or, but I guess like I said, he's a secret

1:08.8

agent, man. He's got to record on the go. He, uh, you know,

1:12.5

it's what he's got to do. And I appreciate it. I, I'm surprised that, you know, spies like him have

1:18.7

time to listen to the Bible. I don't have time to read it and I'm not even a spy. Okay, um,

1:25.7

sorry ahead of time for this, but I am in the worst effing mood because I just fiddled around, I have no time.

1:33.8

Yet, I fiddled around with my audio equipment for maybe an hour, probably an hour, just nothing.

1:40.8

If an alien observed me, he would think I was just sitting in a chair flipping

1:46.6

random switches for nothing, because I have some noise I'm hearing, and maybe it's in my brain,

1:54.1

except I know it's not because I can see it on the interface. And sorry if it's coming through.

2:00.0

I don't understand it. So,, sorry, I'm just in a bad mood,

2:06.2

but I'll try to be funny, but it just sucks because I have a ton of editing to do. Never start a

2:11.6

podcast where you have to edit. Oh, and there's a nice little pop and click I get to hear too.

2:16.0

It's just to brighten my day, you know, it's just fantastic.

2:19.9

Yeah, I buy a brand new, really expensive interface that I can't afford.

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