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Hi everybody. Oh Sean, what a nice top you have on this morning. Yeah, oh, it's look at what's it say I can't read it. It says it's a smart lesson that's haze 20's haze on the back. It's our

So haze 20 was a 22 on the back 26 26. That's your birth date, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's a smartless shirt. You can guess we're gonna get the frickin

merch plug right at the top. Yeah, right there. It's right there. I'm wearing it. It's good to know that it's good to know that we make it in a double

XL too. Yeah, good for you. You know what I mean? It's good. Both boobs stuck right in there. Yeah, right. Bang bang pow pow. How's everybody feeling? Is everybody a little sleepy today? Yeah, a little sleepy.

You know, right early. You could feel that. I could feel that. Um, I last yesterday. I saw him in tech week. Oh, well, this is probably gonna air after we open it.

What's tech tech week for what are you talking about? Are you doing a play?

Is it new at the Tabasco? So at the Tabasco. It's so spicy this show. Y'all, you gotta check it out.

It's too hot. It's hot. Anyway, the Bellasco theater David Bellasco was the owner and this I just found out yesterday. I couldn't wait to share it with you guys. Actually last night.

Uh, because we work, we're working like 12, 14 hour days, whatever it is. Uh, well, I don't know how many hours been slowing out. So a lot of work seems like you do know. Yeah. And uh, and so this crew guy comes because everybody has these stories because there's an apartment on top of the theater. Who know that what's that?

Oh, the crew guy. Yeah. The crew guy. Yeah. There's an apartment on the top of the guy. And I'm like, oh, you guys got a screw guy.

All right. I'm like screw guy plays and they just send one over right away. He's under the screw guy. So the screw guy gets there. Oh, speaking of what?

Scotty. Scotty got his cue. You want by just as I said, the screw guy. Anyway, like, see the Scotty go by just shuffle by it in the shorts. Yeah. So anyway.

Okay. So there's crew guy told me about this story because it's supposed to be haunted and well, sometimes. And so David Blasco who owned the theater years and years and years ago.

There's this apartment on top of the theater that's now abandoned and nothing's up there. But he used to live there. And there was an elevator shaft where he used to bring up, you know, lady friends over and over. Right.

And so one of the ladies fell through the elevator shaft and died. It's now like boarded up. And people say and they call her lady in blue because people say they can see her in the seat sometimes.

How do you fall through an elevator shaft? I guess it was open and the doors nor elevator. I guess. I don't know.

Boy, you was an episode of LA law once. I'm not making it up.

Where the guys are swear to God. It was on the I just saw a clip of it recently. And they're having a conversation by the elevator door and this woman speaks really

seriously to the gun. So you better watch out. Bob, Bob, elevator doors open. She walks into the elevator shaft and falls, punches to her death. And the guy's like, oh my God, it was on TV.

That's a good.

That writer's room is like, how are we going to what are we going to do in this episode? How are we going to have her door open? And she just falls through just like the lady in blue.

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