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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0	Rated T for Teen.
0:02.0	Each year, thousands of adults lose their shred.
0:05.0	It's an epidemic simply known as shred loss, but it doesn't have to be this way.
0:09.0	Because rekindling your shred is as easy as playing the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.
0:14.0	With new parks, cross-platform multiplayer, and sick new game modes,
0:19.0	we can put an end to shred loss everywhere.
0:21.6	Let the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 and show the world that the shred's not dead.
0:26.6	Get Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4 available now.
0:29.6	There are days when you're hungry for McDonald's.
0:33.6	Then there are days when you're Big Arch hungry for McDonald's.
0:39.2	You'll get to know the difference.
0:42.5	New Big Arch for Big McDonald's hunger.
0:49.8	Until 9th of September, from 11 a.m., participating restaurants only, subject to availability. Welcome, please. Please have a seat.
0:57.1	My friends. Welcome, one or no, to the late show.
0:59.0	I am your host, Stephen Colbert.
1:01.5	Ladies and gentlemen, please, please, friends at home, do not adjust your television set.
1:07.9	Your eyes do not deceive you.
1:09.7	Earlier today, in a pay-per-view event, I shaved off my mustache, and said farewell to my
1:16.9	vacation alter ego, Mr. Stephen.
1:24.7	He was...
1:25.7	He was... He was...
1:28.3	Mr. Stephen was just too beautiful for this world.
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