Joan Rivers - 04/17/14
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen
Bravo TV
4.3 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2018
⏱️ 40 minutes
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From the Vault: Joan Rivers joins host Andy Cohen to dish about her comedy career, appearances on television, and to throw shade on...just about everyone!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Bravo Clubhouse for the podcast edition of Watch What Happens Live |
| 0:06.0 | with me, Andy Cohen. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey guys it's Andy, we're on hiatus and we're posting some of the best Watch What Happens Live episodes from our vault. |
| 0:20.0 | This is Joan Rivers. |
| 0:23.0 | This is, we're posting this on her birthday and I love Joan Rivers so much and this was, I believe, her last appearance on the show. |
| 0:35.0 | She's known for shaking his hips and I'm afraid she might break one. |
| 0:41.0 | It's Watch What Happens Live with Joan Rivers and Max Somsch for Cotsky now. |
| 0:47.0 | Hey everybody welcome to Watch What Happens Live. I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse on a Tuesday night with a man with quick feet and a woman with quick wit. |
| 1:01.0 | What do I love about my first guest? Absolutely every single thing. She is the queen of the red carpet. |
| 1:07.0 | Her book, Diary of a Mad Deva is a smash hit, all hail living perfection. |
| 1:13.0 | Joan Rivers. |
| 1:17.0 | Hi Joan Rivers, it's great to see you and he did the quick step right on our hearts this morning when he announced on the view that he is done with dancing with the stars. |
| 1:27.0 | No moths everybody. You can still see him on the ballroom with a twist tour this August. |
| 1:33.0 | It's Max Schmarkowski and Max. |
| 1:37.0 | Max you've got a nice head of hair. I'll tell you that. You got a nice head of hair. |
| 1:41.0 | You got a nice head of delicious meat. It's National La Zanya Day and over at the bar we have the general manager of Tommy La Zanya in Grammar C Park. |
| 1:49.0 | Warren Cree, Gay Warren, Andy Blatt La Zanya. I can't wait to have something about La Zanya. All right let's get started. |
| 1:55.0 | Joan you on a rotten day today. I rotten day today. |
| 1:59.0 | I have to put my dog down. Well he was there for six months. I'm a list of brought home a black man last night. |
| 2:09.0 | I was very upset because she hadn't brought one for me. |
| 2:13.0 | That's there. Well it sounds like a crappy day. |
| 2:19.0 | I want to ask about the New York Housewives reunion dresses. What did you think Joan you're the queen of the fashion police? |
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