Jo Firestone's Got The Face of a Pirate Queen, But You Better Believe She's Got The Body of a Butterfly

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Matt is in Italy so for the next two weeks, we're going into the vaults and bringing you some of our favorite guest complainers interviews! This week, we've got one of our faves: it's comedian Jo Firestone! We had her back on season 3, reprimanding Matt about juicy grapes, and season 5, talking about alcohol is poison. You can follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.
0:10.0	Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is
0:13.6	then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps
0:17.9	and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath
0:22.2	but then your nose is still freezing to touch.
0:25.0	Joy in every sip with red carp snown back at Starbucks.
0:45.0	Celebrate Italy not qualifying for the football with spicy Italian flavors.
0:49.3	The ultimate spicy sausage. Topped with endo-yah. A sausage more fiery than a disappointed Italian fan.
0:56.1	Domino!
0:58.1	Subject to availability.
1:00.1	Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to
1:04.6	hate every single week. I'm your host Matt Bellasai.
1:12.6	I'm here in the studio with my co-host and producer Barry think oh hi Barry.
1:18.4	Hey Matt. Actually I lied. I'm not here bitch. That's me calling you a bitch from the future.
1:26.0	Because right now as you're hearing this probably I'm in Italy bit.
1:31.6	Oh a bunch of honor.
1:33.1	Bunch of honor though.
1:34.0	Bunch of honor.
1:34.8	Oh my god I'm absolutely going to get murdered by the mafia for sure.
1:37.9	Oh.
1:38.2	Mostly because I'm going and fully expecting to meet the mafia.
1:42.9	But yes we are off this week and next week but we don't want to leave you high and dry.
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