I think I think our shit got all screwed up with the game because of the games.

You're booking or?

Just everything.

Calendar, schedule.

There's this guy, there's this guy Anderson Burris.

He's like, he's a white dude, but he does all these.

And he's not like, when I say a white dude, he's like, like you, you know what I mean? A white dude. But he does all these rap battles. And his Instagram account is crazy because he just goes into these areas and it's just all, you know what I mean? It's like 20. He's like just a dorky white dude, not that you're a dorky boy. I kind of. Smart. You're smart. You got the smart part. I guess. I don't know. Fake it till you make it. Joe Ellis, dude, I can't believe this. This is crazy. Kilt. How are you so calm? Last night we watched it, my wife is like, how is Joe so confident? I'd be fucking shaking like a leaf. I'm like

me too. You weren't freaking out up there. Were you on something? Were you on? Yeah.

Were you on like Ativan or some shit? How the fuck were you so calm?

Military training.

Serious? Yeah. Yeah, combat breathing. So, you know, just controlling my breath and preparing.

I mean, I was freaking out inside, but I guess it didn't show because after I left, I was like, oh, I bet that was terrible.

And so two weeks went by and me just thinking like, oh, this is probably like a super nervous um performance and then i looked and it was i looked like you said i looked chill i was like oh thank

god so chill dude so chill you look great too that was a great outfit your jeans looked good

your hair looked great your top was awesome your tits were perched up it was it was good yeah gotta put them up

tits up hey um and that could have gone crazy too right because i mean they are sometimes i

watch that show i'm like oh god i don't i don't know if i could say that shit to people like

he's he's he's like their borderline mean you know what i mean like they could have been like

you never know where they're going to take it they could have just started scrutinizing your

looks or but he was like genuinely interested in you like it swerved away from a comedy show to like

almost it was closer to 60 minutes than uh than comedy which is funny because that's exactly what I was hoping for.

I was hoping I would show them, look, I can learn how to tell a joke in order to appear

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