JNCOs and Vans
Nerd of Mouth
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are you ready? |
| 0:17.3 | Are you ready? |
| 0:20.2 | And I just stepped in piss. |
| 0:22.3 | And I just got pissed all over my very wide pants that are dragging on the floor in this |
| 0:27.7 | public bathroom. |
| 0:28.9 | And now I just have piss on my pants for the rest of the day. |
| 0:31.6 | Not my piss. |
| 0:32.9 | God knows whose piss it is. |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, these pants. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, these crazy, crazy pants. |
| 0:38.9 | Fuck you teachers. |
| 0:40.2 | Fuck you, principal. |
| 0:41.7 | Fuck you, mom and dad. |
| 0:43.2 | I don't follow your rules, okay? |
| 0:45.6 | I'm a new generation. |
| 0:47.1 | I believe in new things, extreme things, and I hate authority. |
| 0:51.4 | Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to listen to my rebellious music because I'm 12 years old in 1997. |
| 0:58.8 | I smell sex in candy here. |
| 1:03.5 | God, God, I want to break out of this prison called suburbia. |
| 1:08.9 | Also, please, nobody make me skateboard. It hurts my ankles and knees and I don't like it. |
| 1:13.8 | Please, I don't want to actually skateboard. I just think I do. Please pretend I do, but don't |
| 1:18.4 | actually make me do it. That's right. Jake and I are putting our fashion hats on. It's time for |
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