JK (TV): Whitmer Aims for VP Spot, Memorial Day Politics, and A Master Jenga Move
The Jesse Kelly Show
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2020
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You don't have to dip forever. You know that right. You don't have to smoke forever. |
| 0:05.4 | And the reason I say it like that is I have been that guy. I've been that guy. I dipped for so long and what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit. |
| 0:14.4 | Ah, it's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. I'm a man. I don't need any help. I just get a quick cold turkey and I would fail time and time and time again. |
| 0:22.0 | I tried things like the patch edit work, gum, sunflower seeds, I tried it all. |
| 0:29.3 | It's just the matter of finding the right thing to help you quit. That's Jake's mint chew. Go put in your dip. |
| 0:36.8 | Just to make sure it's Jake's mint chew. It's tobacco free. It's nicotine free. It's even sugar free. |
| 0:41.8 | And I highly recommend just a personal choice. I highly recommend their CBD pouches because it really helps take that extra edge off. |
| 0:49.3 | Get a Jake's mint chew.com. That's Jake's mint chew.com. Make sure you use the promo code Jesse at checkout. |
| 0:57.5 | When you do that, get 10% off. |
| 1:02.2 | I have a new amazing theory which we all know is probably going to be correct. |
| 1:07.1 | Pandering, Democrats, Governor Whitmer of Michigan and a little bit of trouble. And finally, |
| 1:13.2 | Jenga, we have the Jenga champion. All that's coming up right now. I'm right. |
| 1:18.8 | I know why you watch the show. You watch obviously. You want to see me. You want my wisdom. |
| 1:33.5 | And you want these incredible theories and predictions of mine. Look, that's why so many people have started calling me Jesse the Oracle Kelly. |
| 1:41.6 | Because I'm right all the time. Now, granted, nobody's actually ever called me that. But I want them to start. |
| 1:47.0 | And I've always assumed you could give yourself a nickname and eventually it'll catch on. |
| 1:51.0 | So allow Jesse the Oracle Kelly to give you my next prediction and I'm telling you it's going to be right. |
| 1:57.9 | I have had so many people ask me recently about what is going on in Michigan with with Gretchen Whitmer. |
| 2:04.8 | Why is she shutting down her state? She keeps extending the shutdowns, bragging about extending the shutdowns. |
| 2:10.8 | I mean, people can, especially if you think most of these are political and they are, people can excuse New York. |
| 2:17.1 | Oh, why Squomo keeping his state shutdown? |
| 2:20.1 | Squomo, the Squomo family's not in danger of losing power in New York. They've been in power since George Washington was there. |
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