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The Jesse Kelly Show

JK (TV): Lockdown Police, More Stimulus Money, and Florida Man Stunt

The Jesse Kelly Show

iHeartPodcasts

News Commentary, Politics, News

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Police continue to take extreme measures to keep people on lockdown, as a mother gets arrested on a playground. Harvard receives $9billion in bailout money and Trump demands they give it back to help fund small businesses. Have you ever questioned that your kids belong to you? Apparently this MSNBC host questions it! And Jesse is extremely impressed with this Florida mans talent. See our Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and our California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

You don't have to dip forever. You know that right. You don't have to smoke forever.

0:05.4

And the reason I say it like that is I have been that guy. I've been that guy. I dipped for so long and what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit.

0:14.4

Ah, it's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. I'm a man. I don't need any help. I just get a quick cold turkey and I would fail time and time and time again.

0:22.0

I tried things like the patch edit work, gum, sunflower seeds, I tried it all.

0:29.3

It's just the matter of finding the right thing to help you quit. That's Jake's mint chew. Go put in your dip.

0:36.8

Just to make sure it's Jake's mint chew. It's tobacco free. It's nicotine free. It's even sugar free.

0:41.8

And I highly recommend just a personal choice. I highly recommend their CBD pouches because it really helps take that extra edge off.

0:49.3

Get a Jake's mint chew.com. That's Jake's mint chew.com. Make sure you use the promo code Jesse at checkout.

0:57.5

When you do that, get 10% off.

1:02.4

We have a big issue coming in the United States of America with law enforcement.

1:08.0

About to get uncomfortable. I'll tell you why in a second. We have borrowed money now and we're about to collapse the dollar.

1:14.0

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, we passed more small business funding and finally one of the greatest throws and catches.

1:21.6

I've ever seen in my life. Well, that's coming up right now. I'm right.

1:27.9

This is about to get very, very, very uncomfortable. I'm talking about having a heart to heart with your mother-in-law uncomfortable.

1:41.2

All right. So let's just get this out of the way. Why not? Let's just do it.

1:46.4

We have a law enforcement issue that is coming in the United States of America.

1:51.2

And the reason I say that's uncomfortable is who doesn't love cops? Well, okay, I get it. Some people hate cops.

1:57.8

I'm not one of those people. I'm the guy who thanks them. I have two little sons.

2:02.4

I make my sons go up to police officers when they see them and thank them.

2:05.6

I don't like to brag. I would certainly never be one to talk about the things I do for others,

2:10.8

but I buy them food sometimes. I mean, I'm not going to tell anybody about it, but I do that.

2:15.9

I love cops. They wade through the muck. Not only do they wade through the muck every single day,

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