JJS Christmas Bonus - Worst Gifts Ever

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Here's a bonus holiday episode as a gift from Josh and Logan! In the spirit of gift giving, Josh is telling stories about the worst gifts he's ever heard of! And we're not just talking bad ties, we're talking about people trying to give concepts, wild animals, and drugs. Can he ruin Logan's Christmas with these hilariously depressing stories? Josh and Logan also discuss the logic of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and highway ditches. We hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday season! We appreciate you all!

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Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to a Josh Johnson show.
0:14.6	Josh Johnson joined by my co-house fellow stand comedian Logan Nielsen. Logan. How you doing, buddy?
0:19.7	Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, my friend.
0:21.9	Uh, yeah. Merry Christmas. This, uh, this is our Christmas present.
0:26.5	This is our little bonus episode. Yeah. Thanks for listening all year.
0:31.0	Yeah. And we know not everyone celebrates Christmas, but doesn't mean we can't give you a present.
0:35.2	Yeah. And that's what we're doing. Yeah. We're forcing our generosity upon you.
0:39.2	Mm-hmm.
0:40.0	You will love your gift.
0:47.5	Like a real angry grandma is the energy we're coming in with.
0:50.9	Yeah.
0:51.4	Because today.
0:52.0	I got you something and you're going to like it.
0:53.8	We know a lot of people have exchanged gifts,
0:56.8	have given gifts, have donated gifts,
0:59.0	and so we wanted to make gift giving and gifts the subject of this episode.
1:04.5	Yeah.
1:05.0	These are going to be some of the worst gifts I've ever heard of.
1:10.5	Oh, ever heard of? Oh, ever heard of?
1:11.6	Yeah, ever, ever heard of.
1:14.3	And I just want you to know, even if you got a gift this year that you weren't crazy about,
1:20.7	at least you're not these people.
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