JJS#97 - Hyper-perbole

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Josh recently had a couple flights and got to experience the full spectrum of relationships between fellow passengers...and he hated every second of it. From new love to downward spirals to a screaming baby for good measure, he has had a weekend. Josh also coins some excellent new phrases and he and Logan endure a traumatic mailbag segment.

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Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.
0:15.2	I'm Josh Johnson joined by my co-house, fellow stamp comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.
0:19.5	How you doing, buddy?
0:20.5	I'm doing well, man.
0:21.4	How are you? Um, I'm doing all right. You know, I, I had a flight this, uh, this past week to
0:28.7	L.A. And, um, man, it could not, like, okay, these are, these are not real problems, just so you and everyone listening knows.
0:39.2	I don't think this is a real problem.
0:41.3	I'm not, I wasn't freaking out.
0:43.1	Like, it's very important that...
0:44.6	This is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone and I'm a victim.
0:49.2	It's very important that you know, that I know that this is not a big deal.
0:54.6	So I get on the flight.
0:56.1	It's JetBlue.
0:57.9	I get on the flight.
1:01.5	And they have, it's obviously one with the TV because we're flying to L.A. from New York.
1:06.9	So it's going to be some hours.
1:09.2	And I sit down and I like to, it's one of my favorite things.
1:16.7	I don't judge a plain movie except maybe in the case.
1:20.9	I think one time I watched something so bad that I was like, that was a waste of my life even though I was stuck here.
1:28.8	Otherwise, I'm just happy.
1:30.4	Good movie, bad movie.
1:31.8	I'm not paying for the movie.
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