JJS#86 - Cocaine Couch

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Moving is a hassle. Especially if you need a bunch of strange and/or illegal things moved. Josh has gathered some strange stories from professional movers about their most uncomfortable jobs and Logan shares some precarious moments from his own moves. They also talk about Josh's misfortunes with various earbuds, his laugh, and running away from situations to prevent yourself from laughing at it. And no matter what happens, remember, your name is Tony.

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Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.
0:15.3	I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-hosts, well-stamp comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan.
0:19.7	How you doing, buddy?
0:21.0	I'm doing all right, man.
0:22.2	How are you?
0:23.8	I'm good.
0:28.3	Yeah, I'm doing all right.
0:30.0	I've had a trip to L.A. last week, and it's, yeah, it's a tough sell sometimes being in LA I'm not gonna lie like
0:41.8	every once a while you'll be like wow the weather is amazing here right you know people are very
0:47.8	hot and stuff but wow in every other aspect it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm not I don't I don't want to throw any shade
0:57.4	at L.A because I do like it it's a cool town but there was a lot of me being there just like I just
1:01.8	I feel and everything looks grimy you know what I mean a little bit yeah you know what it is and
1:07.1	that's not even like a shot at like dirtiness or anything it's just like I think just I'm that
1:10.4	sweaty that it affected how I view the whole town. Yeah, I sweat so much when I'm in LA that I think it's it's one of those things where I project on to them, but it is mostly me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm just assuming everyone there is as soggy as I am.
1:30.5	When they probably are.
1:31.4	What's going on with you?
1:36.4	Well, I'm just making sure that you're only coming in through my earbuds.
1:37.5	Oh, okay.
1:39.4	And you are.
1:39.8	Okay.
1:42.2	This is my first time using these earbuds.
1:43.6	I noticed they're new. Yeah, they don't feel good.
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