JJS#78 - A Bag of Doves
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
There are many big questions asked in this episode. Can you spit game with untied shoes? What will it take for Josh to not eat poison pizza? Do kings explode? And, most importantly, how in the world did Josh get bitten by a dove? Josh and Logan also discuss the trouble with making friends as an adult and someone shuts down Josh's kindness in the rudest/funniest way possible!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. |
| 0:15.2 | I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host fellow stamp comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. |
| 0:19.3 | How you doing, buddy buddy I'm doing well man |
| 0:21.9 | how are you I'm good um yeah I I feel like um okay this may only be funny to me who knows |
| 0:33.5 | but sometimes in life there's something that happens that you get hit with, like I started |
| 0:41.7 | talking about it on stage actually, because it's just that funny to me. I was reminded by Sally |
| 0:49.0 | day before yesterday of an event that she wasn't even there for but just the way there was something |
| 0:56.2 | about the way she said it that reminded me it happened and my back in back in Chicago my boy |
| 1:08.0 | was at a club right and at the club you approached and, you know, walked up and tried to, like, lay down his game and everything. |
| 1:16.7 | It was just like, hey, sweet thing. |
| 1:19.8 | Like, what's up? |
| 1:20.7 | How are you doing? |
| 1:21.4 | Can I get you a drink or something? |
| 1:23.5 | And she turned around and she looked at him and she was like um like you looked him up and down |
| 1:30.2 | it's not gonna no it's not gonna no i it won't be strong enough and then then he was like you know let me get |
| 1:43.3 | one more try of like come on why can't just talk a little bit, get you a drink or something like that? |
| 1:48.2 | And she finally kept looking down, like looking down the whole time. |
| 1:51.4 | And she was just like, your shoes. |
| 1:57.0 | Which don't get me wrong, sounds deeply vapid, right? |
| 2:00.5 | That sounds like an insanely vapid thing |
| 2:02.9 | but he looked down and both of his shoes were untieed okay you know what and honestly can't say |
| 2:15.8 | I don't agree with her. |
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