5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Sometimes you see people make such buckwild choices that you just think "well, I'm glad I'm not like that." This week, Josh tells stories about guys that tried to pull scams but just made such a stupid mess. They feature secret lives, theft, and some dog poop. Oh, also, Josh and Logan argue about mousepads. Remember those? We used to use them a lot but now we don't so much.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stamp comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan, how you doing buddy? I'm doing all right, |
0:21.0 | man. How are you? I'm doing well. Do you ever have a thing where you're like, at least that is not my life? |
0:31.5 | So you won't even be having a good day, but it'll be like something, you'll see something that happened that's so bad that you're like but I'm not |
0:38.6 | them though I mean I feel like that's why people watch reality TV to begin with yeah it's it's an |
0:44.6 | incredibly human instinct of at least I I'm not that person or you know it's not a it's not a good |
0:51.7 | instinct I don't think but yeah no i okay so basically this is this is what |
0:56.7 | happened um i was walking down the street and i saw a guy that looked like you don't want |
1:05.6 | judge on appearances but he did look like he's not nice to the people that work under him. |
1:12.5 | He just, he had, he had a very, and I'm not just saying that because he had broad shoulders, |
1:18.2 | my bad had just a very distinct walk and like build and swag to his walk. |
1:24.2 | He was pulling a roller suitcase and he was yelling at somebody on the phone. |
1:29.9 | And he was talking to them like they didn't understand the concept of language. |
1:34.8 | Like the way that he was talking to them, I was like, I don't know what they did. |
1:39.8 | But I almost hope they deserve it because it's so out of, it's so wild for somebody to be talking to somebody like this that I actually hope it's warranted. |
1:48.8 | You know what I mean? |
1:49.8 | Yeah. |
1:50.4 | Where you're like, I'd rather live in a world where a person messed up that bad than a world where someone just works for someone that is this terrible, you know? |
1:57.7 | Yeah. |
1:58.1 | The other end of that phone better be not only a bad assistant, |
2:01.3 | but he also slept with his wife. Like, I hope. Yeah, like, it better be the devil on the phone. |
2:06.8 | Yeah. His man forgave him and allowed him to keep working for him, but just can't keep his cool |
2:11.8 | sometimes. Yeah, it still bubbles up. He tries to suppress it. |
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