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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#64 - Joshy's Missed Friendships

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The conceit of this episode is a little strange because it's about people that Josh could've been friends with but also didn't really want to be. You'll get it once you listen. There's also tangents about Josh's time in D.A.R.E. and late night soup. And, as always, a mailbag full of surprises!

This week's Joke from Josh: "Loved Like a Phone" from the 2021 Comedy Central special #(Hashtag)

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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow

0:17.3

stand comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? I am doing well, man.

0:21.5

How are you? Uh, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing all right. I, okay. Um, so I had a show last night,

0:31.2

uh, and I had two actually. And the second show, I was leaving. And as I was leaving, a man fell down the stairs towards me.

0:43.4

And I was not looking up.

0:45.7

And so I just heard some yells.

0:47.6

And I looked up way too late.

0:49.8

And that is when I noticed that my man was like falling towards me.

0:53.8

And luckily, I'd only gone up like three steps. So it wasn't like we fell down the stairs. And that is when I noticed that my man was like falling towards me.

0:56.4

And luckily, I'd only gone up like three steps.

0:58.7

So it wasn't like we fell down the stairs together.

1:03.7

But it was a weird thing of like, like he definitely tripped me forward.

1:08.7

And yeah, just had had a few too many.

1:13.6

And I guess he wanted to go to the bathroom, which downstairs I was coming upstairs because I just finished my set and it was one of those things where it's like you

1:18.2

know obviously this didn't happen but it is weird how you make new friends sometimes like

1:24.9

like okay like I was not expecting that turn that your buddies now.

1:31.4

Well, we're not the best of friends, but, you know. I would hope not. You met him last night.

1:36.5

Well, I'm just saying that I helped him up. And he was, he was very, like, I mean, I guess I was

1:42.9

one being gracious because he fell on me. But he was also, like, very mean, I guess I was the one being gracious because he fell on me.

1:44.5

But he was also like very gracious with like how appreciative he was of me helping him up.

1:50.7

Okay.

1:51.4

And then we started to chat and that's how I found out he was on his way to the bathroom, maybe had too many.

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