5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Josh has brought a selection of restaurant reviews he found online and is sharing them with Logan. Some are about losing teeth, others about pickled wasps, and one is even about a restaurant owned by Hulk Hogan! Josh also talks about the not-so-legit restaurants he has ordered from and talks about the time he almost ate squirrel. There's a lot going in this one.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host fellow stand comedian, Logan Nielsen how you doing buddy I'm good man how are you |
0:23.2 | I'm doing well I I got some pizza that is so good but I knew it I knew it was going to affect me |
0:36.1 | and I still did it and what do you mean you got what do you mean by it was going to affect me and I still did it. |
0:38.2 | What do you mean you got, what do you mean by it was going to affect you? |
0:41.6 | It's just, it's too, it's too spicy, but it's too good to not eat. |
0:45.6 | So then my stomach was just churning after I got done. |
0:49.0 | It was actually, I only got to enjoy what I had done to myself for maybe four minutes before I was like, |
0:55.3 | ooh. You know that thing where you just, you make one noise? You're like, oh, like, I did that |
1:01.8 | at the restaurant by myself. Because Sally's out of town. So then I went, yeah, and chance was |
1:08.8 | at daycare. And so I just went to eat by myself. And I went to |
1:14.0 | this pizza place that's not far from us. You've had the pizza. It's speedy around me up. I was |
1:17.3 | going to say, was it that place that we went to? That place does have good pizza. It's very good, |
1:21.9 | but, ooh, I always overdo it with the spicy. And then I was like was like oh and then I walked home and I tried to walk home |
1:32.5 | calm you know I mean like that like you and you're in an agreement with your body like hey you be |
1:37.3 | cool I'll be cool all right just keep it together for the walk home then you can do whatever you |
1:42.0 | need to do yeah if you start running, I start running, okay? |
1:46.5 | But it did inspire me because when you think about human nature, |
1:54.7 | you have to contend with the fact that most people, especially Americans, are going to get so much |
2:04.2 | more of reaction off of something being bad versus something being good. It's like it's what our |
2:09.2 | trash TV is. It's what it's how we are. So people, there was actually a study that said that |
2:15.1 | people are eight times more likely to complain than they are to compliment. |
2:20.5 | And I think it's five times more likely to complain than say nothing. |
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