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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#46 - Reviews & Fake Restaurants

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Josh has brought a selection of restaurant reviews he found online and is sharing them with Logan. Some are about losing teeth, others about pickled wasps, and one is even about a restaurant owned by Hulk Hogan! Josh also talks about the not-so-legit restaurants he has ordered from and talks about the time he almost ate squirrel. There's a lot going in this one.

This week's Song from Josh: "Wade in the Water" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host fellow stand comedian, Logan Nielsen how you doing buddy I'm good man how are you

0:23.2

I'm doing well I I got some pizza that is so good but I knew it I knew it was going to affect me

0:36.1

and I still did it and what do you mean you got what do you mean by it was going to affect me and I still did it.

0:38.2

What do you mean you got, what do you mean by it was going to affect you?

0:41.6

It's just, it's too, it's too spicy, but it's too good to not eat.

0:45.6

So then my stomach was just churning after I got done.

0:49.0

It was actually, I only got to enjoy what I had done to myself for maybe four minutes before I was like,

0:55.3

ooh. You know that thing where you just, you make one noise? You're like, oh, like, I did that

1:01.8

at the restaurant by myself. Because Sally's out of town. So then I went, yeah, and chance was

1:08.8

at daycare. And so I just went to eat by myself. And I went to

1:14.0

this pizza place that's not far from us. You've had the pizza. It's speedy around me up. I was

1:17.3

going to say, was it that place that we went to? That place does have good pizza. It's very good,

1:21.9

but, ooh, I always overdo it with the spicy. And then I was like was like oh and then I walked home and I tried to walk home

1:32.5

calm you know I mean like that like you and you're in an agreement with your body like hey you be

1:37.3

cool I'll be cool all right just keep it together for the walk home then you can do whatever you

1:42.0

need to do yeah if you start running, I start running, okay?

1:46.5

But it did inspire me because when you think about human nature,

1:54.7

you have to contend with the fact that most people, especially Americans, are going to get so much

2:04.2

more of reaction off of something being bad versus something being good. It's like it's what our

2:09.2

trash TV is. It's what it's how we are. So people, there was actually a study that said that

2:15.1

people are eight times more likely to complain than they are to compliment.

2:20.5

And I think it's five times more likely to complain than say nothing.

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