JJS#43 - Who's Flying the Plane?!
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Josh just got back from traveling and one of his flights was interesting to say the least. We're not pilots but we're pretty sure the plane doesn't COMPLETELY fly itself. Then, Josh and Logan talk about some impractical forms of transportation they've seen such as old timey bikes and pogo sticks. Josh also faces off with his nemesis: a mosquito.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson. Join by my co-host and fellow standard comedian, Logan Nils, and Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:20.5 | I'm all right, man. |
| 0:21.2 | How are you? I'm okay. I don't know if you can tell, but my voice is about to go out. |
| 0:26.5 | That's what you were just saying. What was it from, because you were just traveling this weekend, right? |
| 0:31.2 | Yeah, I did a show in Kalamazoo. I did a college, and it wasn't as if I needed to yell, but like there was an outdoor event |
| 0:40.6 | and everything and it was pretty big. And so, you know, I was on stage, but I guess I felt the need to |
| 0:46.4 | like try to, you know, hit that back of the audience, which is right. |
| 0:51.3 | Right. Right. And it was a great time. |
| 0:55.5 | But also all the flying, I took like four flights. |
| 0:59.4 | So, you know, it was like, yeah. |
| 1:01.7 | And I think that also dried me out pretty good. |
| 1:04.9 | So now I'm just doing my best. |
| 1:11.0 | So, okay. |
| 1:12.6 | Kalamazoo, Michigan, Kalamazoo? |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:15.6 | Okay. |
| 1:16.4 | So walk me through your connections. |
| 1:19.1 | Okay, so I flew from New York to Chicago. |
| 1:24.4 | Had a layover in Chicago. |
| 1:26.1 | Actually, during the layover in Chicago, they came over and the pilot was too honest. |
| 1:36.0 | You know how, so there's some things you just don't need to know. |
| 1:38.8 | Right, yeah. |
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