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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#41 - Dads in Danger!

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Josh is telling stories about his friends' dads that always seem to find themselves in peril. From exercise bike fiascos to swarms of stinging insects to one of them crashing three different planes, this episode contains a lot of dads in danger! Disclaimer: No dads were (seriously) hurt in the making of this episode.

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This week's Joke from Josh: "Heroin" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive


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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.

0:15.4

I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow standard comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.

0:19.5

How you doing, buddy?

0:20.4

I'm good, man. How are you? You knowsen Logan how you doing buddy I'm good man how

0:21.3

are you you know it's allergy season so I'm out here riding I know man we're just talking about that

0:28.1

I feel all dry because we actually had to turn the air conditioning on because it was super hot

0:33.1

yesterday and then I woke up this morning like you know when you wake out it's like ha yeah I know I know exactly that thing I had I completely dried out was so sneezing and

0:44.4

coffee that I felt the need to announce to the train car that I did not have corona like yeah that's

0:51.3

what sucks when you start feeling anything else these days well Well, it was like I was coughing a lot.

0:56.5

And I had my mask on, but I was also like, hey, hey, listen, just so y'all know, I don't have it, all right?

1:05.3

I've been like this since I was eight, okay?

1:08.0

Yeah.

1:10.7

This is my normal mode. If I'm not doing this, be concerned. was eight, okay?

1:12.5

This is my normal mode.

1:15.1

If I'm not doing this, be concerned.

1:16.3

Yeah, yeah.

1:17.7

Because then I got something new.

1:18.3

Yeah.

1:20.8

You ever have something fresh?

1:21.8

Ooh, that's terrifying.

1:27.3

You got that new, that new cough, that new disease, no one's ever heard of before yeah that's how you

1:28.9

that's how you get to you know that lew garrick status where they name it after you i think about that

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