JJS#22 - PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE HOTEL
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
After a brief chat about Hot Pockets (standard conversation starter), Josh and Logan talk about their worst hotel experiences. Surprise guests, strange staff, and disgusting rooms are all covered here. Even wildlife makes an appearance!
This week's Joke from Josh: "Bought an Axe" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. |
| 0:15.1 | I'm Josh Johnson, join my back co-host and fellow standard comedian Logan Nielsen. |
| 0:19.3 | Logan, how you doing, buddy? |
| 0:20.9 | I'm good, buddy. How are you? |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, |
| 0:30.3 | really, I, in your whole life or just like recently? Maybe both. I don't know. Wow. |
| 0:38.0 | Technically, it's my whole life and it's definitely recently. |
| 0:43.1 | That's fair. |
| 0:44.2 | That's fair. |
| 0:44.5 | But I didn't know if like, man, sophomore year, that really killed at that. |
| 0:50.1 | You felt great every day. |
| 0:51.0 | I mean, it doesn't take much for me to be doing well, pretty low maintenance. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.8 | You know? |
| 0:58.0 | I get that. |
| 0:59.5 | Well, good. |
| 0:59.8 | I mean, even a hot pocket will do it when you really think about it. |
| 1:04.3 | I don't remember the last time I had a hot pocket, if I'm honest with you. |
| 1:08.3 | Really? |
| 1:08.9 | You don't remember the last time you scorched your mouth on a delicious pepperoni hot pocket if I'm honest with you. Really? You don't remember the last time you scorched your mouth |
| 1:12.1 | on a delicious pepperoni hot pocket? The last time I ate something that was both scalding and frozen still |
| 1:21.2 | somehow? Yeah, the middle is frozen and there's nothing anybody can do about that, not even science. |
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