JJS#214 - Vampire Seinfeld
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Get ready to hear Josh have some realtime tech issues and then ask some of his stranger questions to date. Such as what would your body do with a day off from you? What would be at your "Disneyland of gyms"? How do you think you'd do as a vampire?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. |
| 0:15.4 | Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, Phil Stamp Comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan. |
| 0:19.6 | How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:20.8 | I'm doing all right, man. How are you? I'm doing, buddy. I'm doing all right, man. How are you? |
| 0:23.3 | I'm okay. You know, I'm worried I may need a new computer, and that is always terrifying. |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah, yeah. We, full disclosure for the audience, we tried to record yesterday. Something was wrong with your computer. |
| 0:38.8 | We think everything's okay right now today. |
| 0:41.4 | Yeah, I mean, to be fair, I also don't know if I know how to use a computer. |
| 0:48.1 | Josh, we've been very clear. |
| 0:49.4 | You don't. |
| 0:49.9 | I've opened some things and I've been like, oh, let me delete this. |
| 0:54.5 | This will probably free up some space, right? |
| 0:57.3 | And it seems like you would hope that they won't let you delete something you need. |
| 1:04.0 | As far as to the structural integrity of the computer. |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah. You know. Yeah. |
| 1:11.1 | You know? |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.2 | Because I've definitely tried to delete sound system settings before. |
| 1:19.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.2 | I've been like, I only use the sound that's already on computer, so let me go ahead and delete |
| 1:24.1 | that real quick. |
| 1:27.3 | That doesn't seem. |
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