JJS#205 - Dollar Store Inception
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week, Josh is telling stories about regrettable dollar store purchases, but he's also got stories inside of stories! Josh and Logan also reminisce about a time when action figures didn't have joints, come down on some more hot grape recipes, and Logan tries to match Josh with the perfect alcoholic beverage.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-hosts, film comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:21.5 | Doing all right, man. |
| 0:23.0 | Just shoveled some snow. |
| 0:24.9 | Midwest pastime, baby. |
| 0:26.8 | Okay. |
| 0:27.6 | Wow. |
| 0:28.5 | Well. |
| 0:28.8 | Literally did that right before we hopped on. |
| 0:30.8 | Well done. |
| 0:32.0 | You did it. |
| 0:34.0 | Is all the snow moved? |
| 0:37.3 | Some. It's still snowing, so it's like, you know some it's still snowing so it's like |
| 0:39.2 | you know it's temporary fix |
| 0:41.7 | but also threw some salt down because you know |
| 0:45.2 | waiting for that day when we take out a FedEx man |
| 0:48.2 | you know what I mean you got a salt that front walk |
| 0:51.0 | yeah so do they sue you if that happens |
| 0:54.0 | I think technically you can get sued if someone assault that front walk. Yeah, so do they sue you if that happens? |
| 1:00.6 | I think technically you can get sued if someone falls on your property like that. |
| 1:03.6 | Really? That's so interesting. |
| 1:05.3 | Even in somewhere like Iowa. |
| 1:09.5 | Like there's too much ice they shouldn't be allowed to? Well, just that, I don't know, it seems like your laws wouldn't be favorable to someone who is like the injured party. |
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