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The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This episode is all about the dumb ways Josh and Logan have hurt themselves. Hear about their bad backs, bum shoulders, the time Josh almost choked to death on a sunflower seed, and Logan's handful of concussions. These boys are a mess.

Josh - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshjohnsoncomedy/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshJohnson Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JoshJComedy Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/joshjohnsoncomedy

Logan - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loganmnielsen/

Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-up comedian, Logan Nielsen.
0:19.5	Logan, how you doing, buddy?
0:20.9	I'm doing good, man. How are you?
0:23.1	I think I pulled my back in my sleep.
0:29.2	I, like, genuinely, I woke up and it hurts so bad, and I was fine when I went to bed.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.5	I've had similar experiences.
0:38.9	I wake up with a tight shoulder.
0:40.7	I'm like,
0:40.9	did I just pitch six innings in my sleep?
0:43.4	Like, how the hell did I pull that off?
0:45.8	Yeah.
0:47.0	My girlfriend asked me what was wrong,
0:48.6	and I wouldn't tell her.
0:51.8	Why did you just look like you're in a bad mood?
0:54.5	No, yeah, no one should mate with anyone that they know is this week.
1:03.1	It doesn't bode well for offspring.
1:06.3	Yeah, I mean, you're pulling your back out when your skin's still tight.
1:10.1	What is the...
1:11.6	What's the dumbest injury you've ever gotten?
1:17.0	Like, just, like, of that level, of, like, doing nothing hurt yourself.
1:21.9	Okay.
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