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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#2 - Lil' Joshy and the Mystery of the Missing Lunches

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week Josh gets himself into another needlessly silly situation as talks about the time he got lost in a casino. Josh and Logan also talk about early shows in their careers, picking up the wrong kid from school, and a cunning lunch thief.

New theme music by Brad Kemp!

This week's Joke from Josh: "Possum" from the debut album I Like You

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to the Josh Johnson show.

0:14.9

I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my good friend and co-host, Logan Nielsen.

0:19.1

Fellow comedians, stand-up very funny. I was just trying to say as

0:22.4

much as I could before you could talk to make it awkward for you. It's hard to tell where you're

0:29.6

going at all because you're the same level of unexcited for, I welcome to the show. This is my friend.

0:37.0

I will say, have you ever had a bad intro up on stage

0:42.4

as a stand-up, like just being brought? What do you think one of your worst intros is?

0:48.6

One of my worst introses. It's one that comes to mind right away. I remember telling you when it happened, but

0:56.2

was in Chicago. I had just come back from like one of my first feature gigs on the road

1:01.2

and that I, the hosts were just like, oh, how you been? I'm just like, oh, like, and I was

1:06.1

new to Chicago too, so I wasn't really in the Chicago scene yet. And I was just like, oh, I was just

1:09.2

in Minnesota, which was really cool.

1:11.2

I got to feature at my home club, and it was really exciting.

1:13.3

And she was like, oh, my God, cool.

1:14.7

So when she introduced me, she said, this next guy, not only does he perform all around Chicago,

1:19.7

but he performs all around the world.

1:25.1

Ladies and gentlemen, Logan Nielsen.

1:28.4

I'm like, no, I'm like, I was performing like seven hours away.

1:32.1

So it's like, I know that doesn't sound like a bad intro, but it was very, it was awkward for me.

1:37.9

And so that, that show, right, was it the 240 Lounge in Chicago?

1:44.6

Yeah, if we're calling out venues. Yeah, that was a 240 Lounge show.

1:49.5

Yeah, coming from featuring on the road doing two shows a night at a club,

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