JJS#193 - Don't Trust Water Buffalo
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
The title of this episode may sound like the title of a children's story, but really Josh and Logan are working out some issues. First, they vent about the animals they trust the least. Then, Logan relives some bird-based, childhood trauma (don't worry, it's funny) and Josh recalls a man rethinking his whole life while taking his food order. They also discuss their current lives on the road and they talk just a little bit about biscuits.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right. |
| 0:15.0 | Three, two, one. |
| 0:18.0 | You have never counted along with me before. |
| 0:20.0 | That was... |
| 0:21.6 | Welcome to a Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand comedian, Logan, Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? I am doing well, man. How are you? |
| 0:31.5 | I'm doing all right. Um, yeah, yeah. It's, uh, it's been a pretty good day. I good day i i'm um trying to figure out what to do one of |
| 0:42.4 | the plants that we have uh i don't think i've overwatered it it's very green it's getting a lot of |
| 0:48.8 | sunlight but it is starting to droop and i don't know what I've done wrong. |
| 0:56.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:57.6 | Jess is the plant person in this house. |
| 1:00.1 | She's out of town today, so I would ask her. |
| 1:02.8 | No, maybe she can help, because I'm genuinely out of ideas. |
| 1:07.6 | Because whenever a plant is dying, I'm always like water. |
| 1:12.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | Maybe water will do it. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:16.7 | It was the one thing at my disposal to put on a plant. |
| 1:19.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.4 | And it's in the same son, but I can't really do that. |
| 1:22.9 | Yeah, it's in the same my sons. |
| 1:24.3 | It's always been. |
| 1:25.8 | And so now I'm just wondering if it's my fault. |
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