5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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The boys cover a lot in this episode AND Josh gets food poisoning in real time! They talk steroids, dudes who hang out at their high school after graduation, ukuleles, bad freestyling, and Drake.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to a Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, |
0:17.3 | Fell Sam Comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan. |
0:19.4 | How you doing, buddy? I'm doing well, man. How are you? |
0:22.6 | I'm doing all right. |
0:24.6 | You know, I found that like, |
0:27.6 | I found that things that are supposed to be scandals, |
0:32.6 | and I have talked about this before and we'll talk about it more in stand-up so bear with me if you |
0:39.4 | are exhausted with hearing this premise but like i'm finding things that are supposed to be |
0:45.4 | scandals are actually a real relief for me um okay so like when you look at let's let's say you look at a non-marvel Chris Hemsworth type body, right? |
1:01.0 | And they made this transformation. |
1:03.7 | Let's say they're a YouTuber and they made this transformation in like a year and a half. |
1:07.8 | And they were skinny like me and then they were just jacked right and |
1:12.2 | like me and then it and then it comes out and then it comes out like maybe a year after that after |
1:20.9 | they get famous for their transformation that they were on steroids right now a lot of people |
1:25.4 | would see that and be like disgusting disgusting. I can't believe the |
1:28.6 | lies. I can't believe the deceit. I can't believe that they cheated to get where they are. And I look |
1:35.2 | at that and I'm like, thank goodness. I still have an excuse. I still. Thank God that that's not naturally possible. |
1:46.1 | Yeah, yeah. |
1:47.8 | Because imagine the... |
1:49.7 | And this happened to me as a teenager all the time because I didn't understand steroids |
1:53.2 | because I only knew two people who were on steroids when I was in high school, right? |
1:58.4 | And one of them was very open about it and like literally was saying it as an experiment. He was like, yeah, right? And one of them, he was very open about it and, like, literally was saying it as an experiment. |
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