JJS#170 - Bus the Halls
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
It's that time of year when people are traveling for the holidays. And the bravest of all the travelers are those traveling by bus. This week, Josh tells Logan stories of strange social situations on long bus trips. From romance to genuine insanity, they all enforce Logan's hatred of talking to strangers. But all is well, because Josh makes Logan's Christmas wish comes true...
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:20.5 | I'm doing well, man. How you doing buddy I'm doing well man how |
| 0:21.9 | are you no I'm doing all right um this is the last um episode before Christmas yeah the last |
| 0:30.8 | regular episode before we do our best of stuff um which I guess right now hey uh link link in the bio to the form to fill out your best |
| 0:42.3 | of stuff. |
| 0:42.6 | I'll probably leave that up until like Christmas Day, I'm thinking. |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.1 | You got any big plans for the holidays coming up? |
| 0:52.0 | Not so much. |
| 0:53.4 | I feel like holiday trips are precarious. I've had lots of friends who have |
| 1:01.5 | tried to make the brave journey of flying somewhere on Christmas Eve. Oh, on Christmas Eve? |
| 1:10.9 | On Christmas Eve. And you would Christmas Eve? On Christmas Eve. |
| 1:12.2 | And you would think, this is my thing. |
| 1:13.8 | This has always been my thinking, |
| 1:15.4 | and I couldn't be more wrong, I suppose. |
| 1:17.8 | You would think that traveling is such a nightmare |
| 1:23.4 | that people who want to be somewhere for Christmas would have either left earlier or not gone. |
| 1:31.9 | You wouldn't think that they'd all clamor to the airport on Christmas Eve throughout the day |
| 1:37.5 | trying to make the flight. |
| 1:39.7 | Yeah, if you're going to make a trip, but I suppose maybe some people, you know, they have to |
| 1:43.2 | work up until Christmas Eve or whatever. Yeah, this is, look, this is no shade at the people who have to make |
| 1:49.2 | that sort of journey. I'm just saying, when people volunteer to be like, oh, no, I'll just leave |
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