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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#156 - There's...Someone in There

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sometime's things can get messed up with a hotel room reservation. Like someone already being in your room. Josh has a couple of strange stories detailing this exact situation and then he and Logan talk about some other hotel mixups they've dealt with. Josh also reveals he doesn't really know what beer is and the mailbag introduces the concept of holding cake hostage.

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Josh and Logan are in Bozeman, MT September 8th & 9th for the Last Best Comedy Fest. Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.lastbestcomedyfest.com/tickets-and-schedule⁠⁠⁠

The next JJS Live Show is Monday, September 18th on Zoom. Get your tickets at ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-josh-johnson-show-september-virtual-show-tickets-709664735327⁠

Logan will be in Winona, MN at the Big Bub's Comedy Show on September 30th. Get tickets at ⁠https://www.bigbubscomedyshow.com/shows⁠

Josh and Logan will be in Chicago at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Josh and Logan will be in New York City at the Bell House on November 18th! Early show is sold out but a late show has been added! Get tickets at ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-715716827297

Josh and Logan will be at the Arlington Drafthouse in Arlington, VA Nov. 30th - Dec. 1st. Get tickets at ⁠https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/74649⁠


Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Get in the mailbag by emailing [email protected]

Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to a Josh Johnson show.

0:15.4

Josh Johnson joined by my co-host, I'm a comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.

0:19.7

How you doing, buddy?

0:21.9

I'm doing well.

0:27.9

How are you, man? Oh, geez. I don't know why I said it that way as it was coming out.

0:33.6

I'm good. And I'm choking on nothing. Oh, God. Yeah, wash it down with a beer.

0:43.2

Shut up. Does beer actually, every time someone tells me beer's refreshing, I'm like, it's bread though,

0:43.5

right?

0:44.8

Isn't it like liquid bread?

0:48.0

I mean, not quite.

0:56.4

It's like, oh, you could, you can hurry up and go to hell for how you laughing at me right now.

1:05.5

I mean, that was the most in a long time.

1:07.8

You've sounded like, are they smoking drugs?

1:09.0

You know what?

1:21.3

I mean, it's still a cold, wet liquid, so it does like.

1:25.9

Okay.

1:34.8

Yeah, just was curious, you know, people talk about how refreshing it is and I'm like, all right, if you say so, you know, I know it's cold, so I just didn't know.

1:45.5

No, like a, yeah, a hot day of a beer or something like that. It's nice. Like, yeah, it's not going to like hydrate you well. So like, drink water it's not yeah it's not going to replace uh vital liquids well also like because because i've had people tell me they felt

1:54.6

full after drinking certain beers that's also why i was curious how it was refreshing if it's I get that it's a cold liquid but if

2:04.3

anything that makes you feel full while you're also hot makes me feel like almost more smothered

2:10.3

I don't know if that makes sense I don't understand what you're saying but it's like I think that's

2:14.3

people because yes there are beers that are like heavier and thicker.

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