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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#154 - H.H. Homes & Gardens

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week, Josh reveals he has fallen or almost fallen an alarming amount of times in the bathroom. This has led to his theory that tiled bathroom floors must've been designed by a serial killer. Josh also talks about witnessing heatstroke and the harrowing week he spent as a fish owner.

Josh is on a show benefitting the WGA at the Chelsea Factory in New York on August 24th. Get your tickets at ⁠https://www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken ⁠

Josh and Logan are performing as part of the Last Best Comedy Fest in Bozeman, MT September 8th & 9th. For festival passes or individual show tickets, visit ⁠https://www.lastbestcomedyfest.com/tickets-and-schedule⁠

TORONTO - Josh just added some shows at the Comedy Bar September 1st & 2nd! Get your tickets at https://comedybar.ca/shows/josh-johnson

CHICAGO - Josh and Logan will be performing at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

NEW YORK - Josh and Logan will be performing at the Bell House on November 18th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-626231173297⁠⁠⁠⁠


Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Get in the mailbag by emailing [email protected]

Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand

0:18.5

comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing

0:22.1

all right, man. How are you? Um, doing pretty good, you know? Nice. Yeah, yeah, nice. Nice enough days.

0:29.8

You know, the sun's been out and everything. Um, I know that we're lucky to be getting good weather,

0:35.5

so I'm just thankful for that but yes we got

0:39.9

hurricanes happening west coast moving through the south I think I think it's something

0:45.8

like that down in Texas or something yeah we're just we're getting a nasty heat wave right now but

0:52.6

yeah pretty standard which I know that you love I love it nasty heat wave right now, but... Yeah. Pretty standard.

0:55.1

Which I know that you love.

0:57.1

I love it.

0:58.2

Yeah.

0:58.6

I love being sweaty.

1:00.7

Mm-hmm.

1:01.3

I love when the air feels drinkable.

1:05.0

Yeah.

1:06.0

I love it.

1:06.7

With a straw.

1:07.8

What's the worst heat wave you've been in?

1:10.5

Honestly, last summer in New York is up there.

1:13.4

Really?

1:13.8

Which, I mean, that was just, I don't know, that was pretty miserable. Go back and listen to our

1:22.8

episodes recorded then. Yeah, I think it's also a product of people still not.

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