JJS#142 - Crying Into Bread

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Logan is an ordained minister now and Josh isn't really sure how to feel about that. But they do spend time thinking about how to mix up the confession game and living a party lifestyle as a man of the cloth. This reminds Josh of a girl he once saw at a party that was really going through it. They also discuss the stresses of reading to the class, how we're all jocks and nerds, and the time Josh witnessed two guys trying to out-woke each other.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson show, Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand-up comedian Logan Nielsen.
0:19.2	Logan. How you doing, buddy?
0:26.4	I'm doing well, man. It's a beautiful day. I'm an ordained minister. How are you?
0:31.8	Is that what you've been up to? It's just getting some religion.
0:37.4	Well, I'm officiating a wedding coming up, and so I had to go through the process of getting ordained by Universal Life Church, which requires clicking two buttons.
0:43.9	So, look out, America. You're all about to get married.
0:48.7	So how, okay.
0:53.0	If you had
0:54.1	I was trying to think of like you as a as a minister
0:59.3	like I know officiating is not the same thing as being a full-blown minister
1:03.9	but I don't know man I'm trying to imagine you as like I could could see it kind of, because you've definitely got the,
1:15.1	you've got the hair volume and quality to start something.
1:21.7	Like, this could, it could get real culty real quick.
1:26.4	Like, you've got...
1:27.8	Yeah.
1:28.5	Yeah, you can't trust the religious leader with long hair.
1:31.3	Yeah.
1:31.5	There was the one that everyone, you know, really liked.
1:35.4	But since then, if you're a long-haired religious guy.
1:37.9	Yeah.
1:38.6	Yeah.
1:41.2	Yeah.
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