JJS#140 - A Grip of Cake

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Logan recently went on a birthday golf outing for a friend and it reminds Josh of birthday parties he wanted to go to as a kid, but wasn't invited. Luckily, he kinda dodged a bullet because some absolutely heinous things happened at these parties. We're talking the worst surprises you can imagine. They also talk about Logan's bluntness and Josh recounts a goldfish funeral from his youth.

Upcoming Shows - Josh and Logan will be touring through TEXAS May 31st-June 4th. They will be performing in Houston, Austin, and Dallas. Get tickets for this leg of the tour at https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. Logan and I are going to be on the road at the end of the month, beginning of the next.
0:06.0	We're coming for you, Texas.
0:07.5	We are going to be at the secret group in Houston, Texas, Wednesday, May 31st at 8 p.m.
0:13.4	We're going to be at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas, from June 1st through the 3rd.
0:18.0	That's five shows.
0:23.3	And we're going to be at Hyenas in Dallas, Texas, Sunday, June 4th at 7 p.m.
0:29.3	Go ahead and get your tickets to the links that we provide.
0:31.7	Thank you. Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.
0:46.8	Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.
0:50.9	How you doing, buddy?
0:52.0	I'm doing all right, man.
0:53.2	How are you?
0:56.4	I'm okay. I think you mentioned that since I last seen you talk to you, you went to a birthday party.
1:05.7	Sort of. Okay, sort of. It was just your friend's birthday.
1:09.6	Yeah. Caleb, who you know, my friend Caleb. Yeah. Yeah, we just went out to, I wanted to
1:14.2	Chicago to see him and we went on a little golf outing. He wanted to go golfing, which for me
1:23.2	is fun. I like being outside with my friends. I am a shit golfer. I'm a very, very bad golfer.
1:29.7	And this one, too, we showed up late because my other friend, Steve, who you also know,
1:35.5	we were going to a place. It was called like Indian Boundary or something like that.
1:41.8	And he just typed in in Google Maps.
1:44.7	He just started typing Indian.
1:47.1	And it brought up like Indian Hills or something.
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