JJS#118 - 50 Shades of Yellow

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

You all know that it doesn't take much for Josh to find himself in a bizarre situation. The slightest errands can lead to baffling misadventures or the smallest life change can rock Josh's life to its core. Well, Josh has started drinking more water. That's it. He's just getting more hydrated. He's only been doing it for a few days, but has already witnessed a strange situation while waiting in line for the bathroom (which he's doing way more often now), and finds himself becoming more judgmental the more hydrated he becomes. He's a strange, wet man. Also, the mailbag segment provides a philosophical conundrum.

Josh & Logan will be performing in Minneapolis, MN at Acme Comedy Co. November 17th-19th! Get tickets at: https://acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/64346

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Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show, I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host,
0:17.3	Feld stand-up comedian Logan Nielsen.
0:19.0	Logan, how you doing, buddy?
0:20.5	I'm doing all right man how are you
0:22.7	i'm all right i okay i had a thing on sunday i yeah everything has changed since sunday uh everything
0:33.7	changed on sunday yeah yeah i. I like... Define everything.
0:38.3	Well, I woke up...
0:39.9	I felt all right, but I woke up and I just...
0:44.0	This is going to sound worse than it is.
0:47.2	Because I'm not using the right words.
0:48.5	I was covered in blood.
0:50.4	Well, I'm not using the right words to describe it, so it's going to make it sound sad, but it's not sad. I'll explain the whole thing.
0:56.8	Okay.
0:58.2	I woke up on Sunday, and I didn't quite like myself. Like I don't hate myself for my life or anything like that, but I was like, I don't feel good and I'm tired of not feeling good.
1:15.6	And I know, luckily I know just about everything that could make me feel good, right?
1:22.6	Okay.
1:23.6	So I was like, you know, I need to start taking care of myself.
1:27.9	I'm already not like, I'm not super unhealthy or anything.
1:30.8	I try to work out and stuff.
1:32.0	But like when you know what you should do and you don't do it
1:36.1	and you know it's the thing that is fulfilling, it makes you bummed out.
1:40.6	Yeah.
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