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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#115 - Punching Produce

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Is it the job of grocery store security guards to get into full-on fights in the store, or is it better to just stay out of the way and let the crazy run its course? According to Josh's time working in grocery stores, the answer is somehow neither and both! Either way, sometimes the oranges have it coming! Josh also reveals what makes him actually avoid talking to people and the mailbag brings an update to the foot fetishist date saga.

Josh & Logan will be performing stand up at the Funny Bone in Richmond, VA on October 28th and 29th. Get tickets at: https://richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/c0b3f76a-570b-499c-afdf-2e2013f6951c/af1fea16-a2d2-4c37-93f6-f39765439cc6/Josh_Johnson/Richmond_Funny_Bone

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Find Josh's albums, socials, and other show dates at https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy

Check out Logan's podcasts and social media at https://linktr.ee/logannielsen

Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Get in the mailbag by emailing [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0

Three, two, one.

0:18.6

It's the first time you've counted along, it threw me off.

0:21.5

My bad.

0:22.5

That's okay.

0:23.5

I just almost forgot how to count for a second because you were also counting.

0:28.2

Welcome to Josh Johnson's show.

0:29.9

I'm Josh Johnson, joined by Coal.

0:31.5

I'm fellow stand comedian, Logan, how you doing, buddy?

0:35.2

Oh, I'm still here.

0:36.6

We're doing all right.

0:37.4

What's up, man? How are you?

0:38.7

Oh, God. Okay. No, I was just telling you about it. Every little tech thing I had to do today was just me being like, oh, no, it's broke. Oh, it's just not plugged in. Okay. So it's like, I know it's not the machines problem. It's a lot of just my mental state i guess i'm just tired and then

0:57.5

right before we started recording to sync up i count to three and we clap and then you did at the same

1:01.7

time which made me forget how to count so doing great i'm doing good how are you right. Yeah. Do you ever have that, though, where you ask somebody something? You ask somebody how their day is going and they just, they really level with you immediately.

1:19.8

Oh, God. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She left. Yeah. I mean, like, yes. I have several friends who are like that yeah just like well life's terrible but here

1:30.3

we are and i'm like okay you can't just say fine i don't even say terrible i don't even i don't

1:35.1

i don't even get into it with people to the point where i'm like oh life's not good or something i'm

1:40.8

literally just like we'll tell you what's going on with the day.

1:45.7

Yeah. Yeah. And I, I don't, I don't mind that so much. But yeah, I do, I have,

1:51.5

I know people who will just drop like their entire mental illness on you in that one moment.

1:57.5

And it's like, come on, man. At least give me half. Yeah, you know, I'm just asking

2:02.4

to ask. Yeah, at least, at least give me half. That's, that's your mistake, though,

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