JJS#108 - The Perfect Mall Day

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Josh recently had a show in upstate New York and had a lot of time to kill beforehand. So he decided to hang out at the local mall and, boy, did he get into some dorky, Joshy hijinks! There's go karts! (Where he maybe saw a kid die.) An arcade! (Where he definitely made people sad.) And VR! (That made him sick.) Enjoy Josh's retelling of his perfect day at the mall! (That he, of course, got lost in.)

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0:00.0	Welcome to a Josh Johnson show.
0:15.0	I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, Fell Snapped comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.
0:19.4	How you doing, buddy?
0:20.6	I'm doing well, man. How are you?
0:22.6	I'm doing all right. I, dad tell you about West Niac. West Niac? Yeah, West Niac. Oh, yeah, that was
0:31.5	some shows you had recently, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. No, we haven't talked about that. Honestly,
0:35.6	though, you said Niac and there's a community college in town here called niac i'm like did you do a show at niac and you didn't have me
0:42.6	no no that would be wild if i came to you came to where i live that's the one time you didn't even
0:49.0	let me know i'm i'm sorry man i'm got to be in and out. My bad.
0:56.7	That would be crazy.
1:00.9	No, I was doing a club that's in West Nyack.
1:02.2	And, okay.
1:04.3	So it's in the mall, right?
1:05.1	Okay.
1:08.8	And I had a day at this mall. So, like, the show was fun.
1:10.4	The show went well and everything.
1:12.1	Yeah.
1:12.3	But I don't know what I was thinking as far as when I should get in.
1:17.3	So in my head, I'm like, let me go ahead and get in hella early.
1:20.8	So I don't have to worry about traffic.
1:22.6	I don't have to worry about cutting it close, like people waiting on me or anything anything so then I picked a bus that was just
1:30.8	far too early like like even though West Nyeck is like technically um it's technically
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