JJS#106 - Gym Stepdad

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Josh has some grievances about people at the gym. They're all trying to get too big and he finds that to be ridiculous. But not because he's little! That's definitely not the reason. Anyway, Josh tells stories about a guy at a gym that was continually disappointed in him and some lifting buddies who made some strange noises. Logan doesn't really go to the gym so he just tells a story about his dog. Then, Josh recalls an epic battle he had with a bathroom spider.

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0:00.0	Welcome to a Josh Johnson show.
0:15.3	I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow stand comedian Logan Nielsen.
0:19.1	Logan.
0:19.6	How you doing, buddy?
0:20.7	I'm doing well, man. How are you?
0:22.7	I'm doing all right. I think I'm just at this point where I'm fed up with a lot of things.
0:30.5	Like, I think that I don't think I'm crazy. I don't think that I'm a crazy person.
0:38.4	It's great that you're saying this in kind of a whisper too.
0:41.3	No, no, but I...
0:42.2	Hey, listen, listen, I don't think I'm crazy, okay?
0:44.7	I don't think I'm crazy.
0:45.5	No one can tell me that I'm crazy.
0:47.9	I just, I, so basically kind of off the cusp of what we talked about before on the Patreon and stuff like that.
0:55.4	I've been going to the gym and I've seen increasingly there's just a wave.
1:01.4	There's an epidemic in this country at this moment of people who genuinely want to be bigger people than they are. Like I know,
1:15.0	I know my body size. I know my body type. I know that the best thing that I can do is gain
1:21.5	about 10 pounds. I gain about 10 pounds, you know, of muscle. And I hold it for the rest of my life.
1:28.8	I'm doing really well, you know, because I'm not a tall enough guy to be a big guy.
1:33.0	That's not who I am.
1:34.7	Right.
1:36.1	I'm not a huge man.
1:38.1	So I don't lift, like a huge man would lift.
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