JJ Watt, Sixers Get Whomped By The Celtics, Max's Soul Patch Reveal + NBA/NHL Playoffs
Pardon My Take
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4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
The Celtics have killed the process. Jayson Tatum's incredible Game 7. Max joins with his fresh new soul patch and we talk about Embiid/Doc/Harden failing yet again (00:00:00-00:43:55). Lebron James is insane and the Lakers have a date with the Nuggets (00:43:55-00:52:37). The Knicks tried and Heat/Celtics is on (00:52:37-00:59:11). Hockey playoffs and we're now Krakheads (00:59:11-01:02:56). Who's back of the week including Ja Morant and Big Cat is now a Father of 3 (01:02:56-01:27:36). JJ Watt joins us in studio to talk about his purchase of Burnley, meeting Frank the Tank, Missing Football and more (01:27:36-02:16:57). We finish with an update on the Lottery Ball machine after Friday's demise (02:16:57-02:27:45).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's pardon my take, we have JJ Watt in studio and we have Sixers Celtics, Game 7, Max Face reveal coming in the first five minutes of the show or so. So make sure you subscribe to the partner might take YouTube. PFT is remote. Hank is already smiling like a mother fucker will get to the Celtics. They deserve their accolades. Jason Tatum was incredible. We'll talk some more NBA playoffs hockey playoffs. Who's back the week? And it's all brought to you by our friends at game time the exclusive ticketing partner bar stool sports created by fans for fans game time is ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price. It's possible with the game time app you can go to anything from Billy Joel to 21 Savage to Drake, Metz, Yankees, baseball, all across America. I know that our guys saw the heat nicks. Now Hank is probably going to go to heat Celtics. Maybe Jake as well. So it's all possible with the game time app the biggest last minute. Price drops can be found on the seats you thought you could never buy. The purchase process takes just two taps and 10 seconds and once you buy your tickets are delivered directly to your phone no printer needed the app also allows you to easily share tickets with friends via text so you can get into the game seamlessly skip the hassle enjoy the moment download the game time app or go to the website enter your email and redeem code PMT for $20 off your first purchase terms apply code PMT for $20 off |
| 1:47.6 | your first purchase terms apply go check out the best ticketing app in the world the game time app okay let's go Now in the street there is violence and then a lot of stuff worth to be done No place to hang out or washing and then I can't babe all on the sun Oh no, we gonna rock it down too! He let Shrek I value and then we'll take today is Monday May 15th and the Boston Celtics have eliminated the Philadelphia 76ers in a true wamping. |
| 2:47.5 | Hank is smiling ear to ear. |
| 2:50.0 | Max is about to come in with his face reveal, but PFT. |
| 2:53.6 | I'll start with you. |
| 2:55.3 | Obviously, holy shit. |
| 2:56.8 | They kicked the shit out of them. |
| 2:57.9 | And Jason Tatum was absolutely sensational. |
| 3:01.3 | Yeah. |
| 3:02.3 | Jason Tatum rock tonight. |
| 3:04.1 | The last five quarters that Jason Tatum has played has been, you know what? How much credit do we get? I'm just a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f*** and he needs to get a dog. We we were dog. We're used dog salesman adoption counselors and we set up a pit a tent outside Jason Tatum's house and he adopted a dog from us. He's got a dog now. He's officially, Jake, you're kind of like the barometer on this is Jason Tatum him. I guess the Eastern Conference finals is the battle for him. Yeah, I think he, yeah, who's more him. I do. Uh, he is an AWL. I assume. Um, and our take was very consistent in that I think Jason Tatum is a phenomenal phenomenal basketball player top five player. There are times when he floats and isn't aggressive and it tries me insane because this is the type of guy that should go and take a series. and that's what he did. He in the last game six fourth quarter into game seven, he told everyone on that court, I am the best player here. There is nothing you can do to take this series away from me. The MVP is on the other side of the court. It doesn't matter. This is my moment and And he did it. And he completely captured it. He was like so, so good. He was doing everything. I think he had what 51 13 and five. It was, it was a hell of a performance. Most points in a game seven, which is crazy. I there was actually a part of me that was worried that he was credit the Sixers for sucking so bad that he couldn't go for MJ's 63 record in the playoffs because he he could if the Sixers had like been even put up a little bit of a fight and he had stayed in the rest of the game. He was that unconscious for the entire game and he proved that he deserves this stage and it's also nice knowing that after you say humbly I'm one of the best players in the world like you you know that the spotlight's gonna be on you after you say that because if you come out You drop like a say a Jolo on beat or James Hardin just throwing a couple names out there People will roast you he did the opposite one even further and was unbelievable So the opposite of Jason Tatum would it what's the opposite of him? Me, me. I mean, it's the me. It's, it's, we're not gonna talk sixers until we get Max in here, but it is those two guys. But I was gonna say, yeah, I was gonna say Doc Rivers actually, because Doc Rivers has now, he's lost 10 game sevens, five more than any other coach. It's the most an NBA history. He's the king. |
| 5:45.4 | He's got 10 game seven losses. He's lost the last five game sevens in a row by an average of 14 points. So if Jason Tatum is him, Doc Rivers is, he's got that doc in him. Yeah, I want to talk about Doc Rivers. I want to wait to, let's not talk any six or still max his thing because we need to punish him. needs to. Okay, forget I said that. Yeah, I'm gonna run those stats back. Yeah, |
| 6:07.4 | I'm on the back in front of I went knuckles. to wait to let's not talk any six or still max his thing because we need to punish him. He needs to forget I said that. |
| 6:05.8 | Yeah, I'm going to run those stats back. |
| 6:07.3 | We've been on them back in front of I went knuckles deep in stats tonight. So I want to make sure that I I confront big max with those stats. Yeah. Because I have a dog rivers take that I need to get off that I want to wait till Max is here so he can hear it. I also want to say congratulations to Hank. |
| 6:23.2 | You deserve it, Hank. |
| 6:24.0 | You've had some real tough times as a Boston sports fan recently. |
| 6:27.2 | So, you know, I'm happy for you. And I wish I was there in person to see you glow. I wish you had a soul patch. It would be good for the show if you had a soul patch. Anyways, just strictly in terms of downloads. I know that your team guy, your business guy, if you want us to make more money, it would be nice if you had a soul patch, but I understand that you're a little bit selfish and might not want to do that But congratulations Hank. I'm very happy for you. Yeah, so let's let's hear from Hank You got to feel great. You got to feel great about going forward. I feel fantastic Yeah, this team found something in the fourth quarter game six they kept it going into game seven the garden was rocking and chillies, you know, not to make this about me or make this about the show. Obviously the team is the team, but Chili's great sponsor, great friend, great advertiser. They reached out. They said we want to celebrate you on winning the lottery ball. So we're going to cater once for game seven. It came at half time. It came at half time. And after half time, they went on, what was third quarter? 41 to 33 to 10. It was three to 10. I was nervous. I was feeling anxious. James Hardin and Joel and B to times in the series played dominant. They seemed unstoppable in the games that they won. They kind of were showing a little bit signs of life in the first half. I was getting nervous for the second half and then that third quarter put everything to rest made everything easy. It was all fun and games, watching Max and all the Philly fans fight with each other was just funny to watch and beautiful to see and the only thing I got worried about was in the last four minutes when they didn't take the starters out. Yeah, then Joe Brown like hurt his, he didn't look like pushed over. Yeah, but yeah, no, the, the |
| 8:06.1 | six has no answers for the Celtics pick and roll. It was, it |
| 8:09.5 | was a joke watching the sixers offense in that second half. |
| 8:12.2 | Simo to the fourth quarter game six. Uh, they were showing |
| 8:15.9 | doc to it wasn't that it was probably early in the third |
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