Jizz-Lane Maxwell Updates, Pest Control Tips & Joe Dirt Tunnel Walk

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David deliver an update on the Epstein saga, specifically on Jizz-lane Maxwell (yup, that’s how you say it ;) before diving into David recounting his Morgan Wallen tunnel walk—fully committed, fully Joe Dirt. The guys also weigh in on the Liam Neeson–Pamela Anderson dating rumors and share pest control advice no one asked for but everyone needs. And yes, the guy’s life hack? Be good-looking. Always. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, with Pure Chaos over here, Dana, we got it.
0:03.0	Phew, man, these are, welcome to Pure Chaos. These are, you know, they're not easy. People go, what is it like? I go, you don't want to know what it's like. I go, wouldn't I want to know? People go, Dana works hard on these. You breeze through it. I go, no, we both. I said, believe me, Dana comes out of the bar and he's like the Amish.
0:04.0	She goes out there. breeze through it I go no we both I said believe me Dana comes out of the bar and he's like
0:23.4	the Amish she goes out there buss his hump never your your thing is never let him see you
0:31.1	working never let him see you sweating I'm out there going look at my funny voices like me
0:37.1	peace mine is never work no I I'm out there going, look at my funny voices. Like me, please.
0:38.0	Mine is never work.
0:41.1	No, I tell Gervitz, I go, I like to, I go, I want a job if I don't want to work.
0:48.1	I guess you don't like money.
0:49.9	I do like money.
0:51.1	You don't like money.
0:52.8	I'm your manager.
0:54.2	Someone I knew ran into him, and of course he went through all of it.
0:57.6	Really?
0:58.1	Hey, handsome.
0:59.7	Oh, who's funny than you?
1:01.3	Yeah, he goes, I'm having lunch with spay, and he goes, yeah, what, did you lose a bet?
1:06.8	He's got his tricks.
1:08.7	Full quips.
1:10.0	Yeah.
1:13.4	And I go, I go, hey, where are you having lunch,
1:15.6	Gervitz?
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