Jizz in My Pants and Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers talk about the digital short, Jizz In My Pants! Plus, they chat about the SNL episode with Tim McGraw hosting and memorable sketches like Clear Rite, Blizzard Man, Trick or Turkey, Dateline, and Virgania Horsen's Pony Express. They also revisit a deleted scene from last week's digital short AND you won't want to miss this week's latest podcast jingle from a special guest! Virgania Horsen's Pony Express - https://youtu.be/yuQmfOhWZaM?si=gxqDOimUtMGrFB43 Jizz in My Pants - https://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4?si=WxIdJkvhd1khR0BN Everyone’s a critic (air version) - https://youtu.be/NTwwxs3Lqhc?si=9pB7QwIuc5bWxlos Jon Hamm’s Jon Ham - https://youtu.be/IiLJsOsRKUI?si=u5l0WztbZ6NaNUbr Blizzard Man with Ludacris and T-Pain - https://youtu.be/vnEwHOoKg-I?si=7_PNQI2G9cAChk2z Clear-Rite - https://youtu.be/BG684Ws80J0?si=Bz1TrW4ZyULd7KJ2 Dateline: Real Life Crimes - https://youtu.be/sxlr6LAjx-E?si=CUMbE18zxQg-iLcp The Real Me | Kyle M - https://www.stonesthrow.com/store/the-real-me/ (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) We know you want more out of these show notes but we're being serious when we can't find some things. And if the guys mention that something WILL be in the show notes then it will either be here or on the show's Instagram page. So make sure you're following that @lonelymeyerspod. And even if they do say something will be in the show notes that doesn't always mean it will actually be in the show notes. Apologies if you feel like we're letting you down but please know it doens't make us feel good either. Oh and don't forget to send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com - just not about the show notes please. Thanks! Support our sponsors: Maker's Mark This episode of The Lonely Island Podcast is brought to you by our friends at Maker's Mark. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Maker’s Mark! Head to https://www.makersmarkpersonalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your custom label. MAKER'S MARK MAKES THEIR BOURBON CAREFULLY. PLEASE ENJOY IT THAT WAY. Maker's Mark® Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky, 45% Alc./Vol. ©2025 Maker's Mark Distillery, Inc., Loretto, KY.   Cremo Head to Target or https://www.Target.com to find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that’s Target or Target.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of The Lonely Island podcast is brought to you by our friends at Maker's Mark.
0:04.6	We are celebrating Women's History Month by recognizing the spirited women in our lives
0:08.9	and remembering Maker's Mark, co-founder Margie Samuels. You too can celebrate the spirited women in your life
0:15.5	with a free personalized label to go with a bottle of Maker's Mark. Head to Makersmark personalize.com and fill in the details in order to create and mail your
0:26.0	custom label.
0:27.2	Maker's Mark makes their bourbon carefully.
0:30.1	Please enjoy it that way.
0:31.9	Maker's Mark, Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, 45% alcohol per volume.
0:37.2	Copyright 2025 Maker's Mark Distillery, Incorporated Loretto, Kentucky.
0:42.6	Hey, everybody.
0:43.5	Welcome to the podcast.
0:44.7	We just got off to the best start, and we had to stop Yorm because we thought everybody
0:49.9	here should hear it as well.
0:51.2	I'm doing great because the last couple weeks I've been really on fire, you know.
0:54.9	You have been red hot.
0:56.3	Yeah.
0:56.7	My version of red hot.
0:58.2	No, genuinely.
0:59.4	I feel as though you've been the glue guy the last couple episodes, Yorm.
1:03.3	Thanks, thanks, Seth.
1:04.3	But then you just, you are a collector of people, Yoram.
1:07.9	That's true.
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