Jitterbug Guitars, Pop Girlies & Lawsuits Nobody Asked For
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is a masterclass in controlled chaos — which is impressive considering Rizz isn’t even here. What is here? A lot of opinions, questionable takes, and one of the most aggressive “you need to listen to this music” segments we’ve ever had.
We kick things off with a little “Back in the Day” before diving headfirst into Crap on Celebrities, where things get real interesting. Keith Richards is dealing with arthritis and possibly slowing down touring — which leads to the invention of what might be the greatest phrase ever said on this show: the “jitterbug guitar.” From there, we spiral into the emotional reality of attending a concert that could secretly be an artist’s last… and yes, it gets weirdly deep for a funny podcast.
Then we talk about the absolute betrayal of seeing Mick Jagger eating leftovers like a normal human being. Some things just shouldn’t be seen. Ever.
On the celebrity news front, Taylor Swift is facing a lawsuit over her album title, and it’s got real legal legs. We break down what happened, why someone might actually get paid, and how this could turn into a quiet (but massive) payout. It’s giving courtroom drama — but make it pop star money.
We also hit on Celine Dion’s emotional comeback, LeAnn Rimes’ viral jaw-release meltdown (yes, that’s a real thing), and a Christopher Walken appreciation segment that proves nobody — and we mean nobody — is more impersonated.
And then… Tina steps in.
What follows is a full-blown intervention where she tries to convince the entire audience to embrace “pop girlies” like Charli XCX, Taylor Swift, and St. Louis’ own Slayyyter. It’s passionate. It’s chaotic. It might actually work. This funny podcast somehow turns into a TED Talk with glitter.
By the end, we’ve covered everything from lawsuits to playlists to whether you can emotionally recover from seeing your rock idols behave like regular dads.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what a funny podcast should be — unpredictable, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to know how ridiculous it all is.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto Rizzuto Welcome back to the Rizzuto show. Riz will be back tomorrow, we'll be back tomorrow, but today we have Tina D-Ball sitting in. Yeah, baby. You guys like this song? Yeah, it feels good. I titled it, That Sexy Teen Wolf Scene. Do you know the scene I'm talking about? No, but I gotta talk. You talk. You don't? When they're in like the makeup room. That is what it sounds like. That's exactly what it sounds like. Okay, I've never seen Teen Wolf. You've never seen Teen Wolf? Yeah. Out with you. Never. He has seen a lot of being, growing up Russian, I think. Anti-movies? A lot of the Americana. Well, you know, she just never seen. Hunt for Red October really dampened the cinema experience. Yeah. She sing Red Dawn like 45 times. Yes. I've never seen. It's a horror film for her. I've seen October Sky. I don't know what that is. Is that a Christopher Walken film? A Russian one. She just heard the word October as trying to reflect. Oh, okay. I appreciate it. It's a movie in October once. It's a good try. That's a good try. Man, thank you guys. She'd never seen Goonies. Did you see E.T? |
| 1:11.4 | No. |
| 1:31.1 | You've never seen E.T? No, no. There's got to be Russian knockoffs. I have seen E.T. I got scared. I just said no. I have seen me. There's a lot of classic films because her parents didn't grow up here. So it's like the classic films our parents made us watch or like took us too. She didn't. There's a lot of times I'll be like, I'll make a reference of like a film that's in this American zeitgeist and she would be like, nah. |
| 1:34.8 | Wow. |
| 1:35.5 | And then it's hard because I think it hurt me, but I think I tried to get you to watch |
| 1:39.3 | Goonies and it's like not seeing it as a kid. |
| 1:41.5 | It's like it just doesn't have the same effect. |
| 1:43.2 | And there's no knockoffs. She's like it's cute. That you saw in Russia. There's no knockoffs. No, no. We are going to go watch Loonies. His story about the Russian child who loves his country and becomes professionalized skater. It doesn't seem as fun. Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. |
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