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Going to call some North Dakota establishments momentarily.

Cowboys...

Yes, tank.

Yeah.

Did you know Jerry Seinfeld? No. The name was Jerome? I did not know that Jerry Seinfeld's first name was Jerome. Is Jerry Seinfeld black? That's what we were just talking about that. I did not know that. I did not know that. Let's call these states. Let's call North Dakota. Let's call North Dakota. Adam, who are we calling? You tell me. Do you want to call a restaurant or a bar? Well, let's see here. I would assume now, what time is it over in North Dakota? Is it two in North Dakota? That's mountain time, right? Is it? Or are they in the central time zone? I honestly don't know the time zone that North Dakota is up.

I think you're right.

I think it's 2 o'clock.

So it's 2 o'clock.

Would anybody be...

I mean, if it's on a college campus, I would imagine people would be in a bar. At least somebody would be in the bar working, right? All right, let's try a... Well, what restaurants do you have? Like, Denny's?

They don't have a ton of fine dining at Biswan.

No, no, no.

I have the Doolittle's, which is where they went with Howie and Jeffrey Lurie.

I have a Mexican restaurant.

They have an Italian restaurant.

Okay.

Well, give me a bar first.

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