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So I went to the urologist today.

Yep.

Over at the Skirlock Tower at Methodist.

Yep.

Saw Dr. Lapin, who's actually a listener of this show. Awesome. Big fan of the Astros. Very cool. Knew who I was, which really, you know, that could be a good thing and a bad thing. That's true. Because, you know, the reality is... Because he's handling your boys. See, here's the thing. This guy has seen my wiener. So that's going to be with him forever. And since he listens to the show, from here on out, every time he listens to the show and he disagrees with something, I say... He's not going to think of your genitals. Every time he thinks of something... You're an idiot. Every time he disagrees with something I say, it'll have nothing to do with the content of what I say. It'll always go back to, what does this guy know? He's got a small dog. In my mind, that's what's going to happen. Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. We're having a baby. We're having a baby. I've always wanted to be mom. And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. I have no idea what we're doing. Thank you. I have more of an idea. I think of it like a Tamagocchi. At the end of all of this... We're gonna have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus.

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See, once you've seen a guy's package and you know that it's not very impressive, they can have the greatest argument ever, but if you disagree with them, it's going to go back to the, oh, well, yeah, well, you're fat type thing. So I know that if Dr. Lepen drives around in his fancy car, he's a doctor, I'm assuming his car's fancy, as he's driving down the highway listening to this, and if I say, you know what,

the Astros suck, and that might get him all worked up, you know, he's going to say, what does this guy know? He's got that. He's a doubt like a mouse. He may tell you you have, well, I'm not even going to go there. He may tell you you're very sick, and you're not.

He could mess with you, you know.

He could.

But I saw Dr. Lepin today and had to go through the whole process with you you know he could but i saw dr lapen today and

i had to go through the whole process of you know dropping your pants and he's got to go down there

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