Jingle Smells (2023) UNLOCKED

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023

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Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)

When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)

Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that corner. Stay tuned guys. We'll
0:22.3	show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander
0:35.6	Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:39.0	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.9	The world is ending.
0:49.5	Super rare, valuable, collectible, and delightful toys are being canceled by the woke left.
0:52.3	And we're documenting it.
0:54.8	I've been waiting for this, you know.
0:56.7	Can't even have toys anymore.
1:03.0	Yeah, no, Tony, a certain type of toy, you certainly can't have a masculine toy, a toy that represents hetero values.
1:06.3	Yeah.
1:07.5	We're talking about a movie today called Jing smells uh shout out to adam listener adam for
1:14.5	sending us this uh this is yet why do you tell me why do you tell me who to blame and punish
1:19.4	for the hour and 40 minutes i had to spend today well i don't know if you realize this tony a lot
1:25.2	of people are going to be blaming us for listening to this episode.
1:29.4	True, true, true.
1:30.3	So I thought it might be better to head that off.
1:32.2	Send everybody Adams way.
1:34.5	Oh, smart.
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