#678 MDC & Jeff Dunham's Scrooged-Up Holiday Special (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.

We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year.

We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry.

And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Jeff Dunham asked Bubba Jay, have you ever done any acting on Bubba Jay?
0:05.0	What if Bubba Jay was like only the acting that we all do day to day acting like we're apart from the machine grinding millions to death?
0:14.3	Acting like we've got everything to lose and nothing to gain.
0:19.8	But no, he says he also has a good answer that I like.
0:23.0	He says, yeah, when the cops pull me over, I act like I haven't been drinking.
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:30.3	Like, okay, that's at least like an, that's like a slice of life.
0:33.3	It's not like a cheap shot at Jeff Dunham's looks or anything like that.
0:38.9	You know, I identify with this.
0:41.7	I think we've all lied to the cops probably.
0:44.9	Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
0:45.8	Absolutely.
0:46.5	I do also like this too because that joke hits.
0:50.2	Everyone's like, yeah, I drink and drive too.
0:52.5	Yeah.
0:52.9	Like the whole crowd is like, where in Milwaukee, baby?
0:55.3	This is beer beer cap of the world.
0:56.9	Of course I'm drinking and driving.
0:58.2	Right.
0:59.5	And then Jeff says, what if they get a breathalyzer?
1:01.8	What if they have a breathalyzer?
1:03.6	And then Bubba J says, then, go to go to the drunk tank, go to jail, go to prison, seemingly confirming that Bubba Jay does have the mind of a child.
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