Jimmy the Arm Weiner with Mandee Johnson

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles from a 7/11, a woman who hired a fake hitman, a spider that caused a crash, a man dressed as a cow who steals milk from a Walmart and the obituary of a woman who hated Tom Brady!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:03.5	This is Justin from The Generation Why and we're doing a four-part series unraveling
0:10.7	the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack and held
0:15.6	at Rikers Island for three years without trial.
0:18.7	This story is about a young life caught in the middle of the justice system, listen to
0:23.0	Generation Why on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:26.3	It's got to, I got a story for you.
0:28.8	I bet you do.
0:30.5	Oh boy.
0:32.0	Dad has penis hanging from his arm for four years after his natural one fell off.
0:39.3	All of this and more on the next shocking episode of bananas.
0:58.5	What you believe in.
1:02.0	Try to leave bananas baby, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas.
1:06.2	Try to leave bananas baby, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas.
1:10.8	Hey, bananas, animals.
1:12.1	Welcome to bananas.
1:14.0	I am Kurt Brown or?
1:16.0	And I am Scotty Landis and we are sitting in Los Angeles sweating in our homes.
1:20.8	Excited to tell you about some weird news stories and I just wanted to say
1:25.2	we have started getting DMs from Vilma and Guatemala.
1:28.8	We've gotten them from Nova Scotia.
1:30.6	We've gotten them from Taiwan.
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