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Radio Riches on the show we call Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

It is your home for top shelf radio in a bottom-feeding political world.

The D.C. food fight rages on.

Donald Trump shows up at the National Prayer Breakfast, tells a couple of jokes about the situation at hand. We'll yuck it up, give you a recap with Diamond Dave Landau. Comedy's sexiest man makes a triumphant return to the show. John Caldwell is going to be here as well. You know him as a Fox News contributor and the subject of a lot of jokes on Fox News Saturday night, but don't get too attached. We're obviously going to stop booking Gianno at the end of Black History Month. You know how that works. What the hell did you say? I'm being silly. And Rizzioli, my stablemate at WPHT in Philadelphia, are going to be in the studio as well.

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toll. So the point is I get on the air every day as a good old fashion talk show host. That is it.

I don't want to be in charge. Not going to tell you how to live your life. We don't need consensus

from the callers or the listeners. Okay. I went to community college. I majored in Nintendo. Okay. I can tell you how to beat Mike Tyson and Mike Tyson's punchout. I've met Mike Tyson in real life, actually. I told him a cannibal joke. And he laughed and he goes, you're so thick. You're thick in the head. And it was really funny. Okay. But the point is, if you like Tyson, you don't like, I don't't care where you weigh in. All I can tell you about Mike Tyson, uh, really nice guy, but it's hard to get a word in because he really choose your ear off. 888, 788, 9, 910, as I said. The rules are the same every day. Be a Republican, be a Democrat. Just don't be a happy Thursday.

Where do you start on a day like today? In theory,

Super Bowl weekend, that's exciting. We'll preview it tomorrow

with Lincoln Fala, tell you who we're going to

bet on. The Super Bowl is a big deal. I grew up in an

Italian house, which means they gamble

on the game. Which means

depending on the outcome of this game,

you may or may not see myself and several of my relatives for like five days,

depending what happens with the bookie.

He's a lousy dad, but he's right.

I mean, I'm just being honest, okay?

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