We were working on my TV show this morning, right?

And we're like, what is the actual lead story?

Like the thing we covered all week on every freaking channel was a White House renovation,

which, by the way, nobody covering it on any of the other networks is acknowledging the fact that Obama just did a White House renovation that cost twice as much as Trump's was paid for by the taxpayers.

And it's a CNN report.

Yet there they are on TV every night going, we've never seen anything like this before.

People aren't buying it CNN, you dumb bastard.

So it's a fun thing to cover, but then yesterday they arrested the freaking NBA.

Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups popped fix in poker games,

allegedly. Terry Rozier down on the heat, apparently tanking games, and Damon Jones.

A funny one. The Damon Jones story is he was a coach on player coach, whatever the hell,

on the Lakers. And he tipped off some betters because he allegedly knew LeBron James wasn't playing that night and said,

hey, if I was you, I'd put a big bet in on the Milwaukee Bucks because a big star on the Lakers isn't playing.

So they went out there and you're damn right.

They were all over that game.

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

And of course, the Lakers went on to lose. Very controversial stuff. It's also a foreign entity as a guy who grew up watching New York basketball. In our town, we would tell the gamblers to bet against the Knicks because the starters were playing. No, it's in the bag. Don't worry about nothing. You're going to be great. But again, we're like,

what is the scandal? And what is the story? What is the angle? They stole the crown jewels this week.

It was the biggest heist in history. Okay, they're saying it was worth over $102 million,

which would make that the biggest heist in history. Although according to Donald Trump, it was the

2020 election. Although according to the Democrats, it was the 2016 election. So I don't know who

the hell you're supposed to believe, but the point is it was really hard finding a lead. And then

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