Bang, there it is. As we get underway on a Monday, I'm happy to be here in the city in one piece.

I got in my Bronco this morning, like 6 a.m. and took a spin into the city. There was nobody on the road but me, so it was a pretty fun adventure.

I did America's Newsroom, and now I'm hanging out in essentially an empty Fox News building.

This reminds me of, do you remember those Joe Biden rallies in 2020 when he was running for

president?

And they just have like eight people spaced out in lawn chairs and, you know, didn't really look

a, oh, I'm in trouble.

But somehow he did go on to be the highest vote getting presidential candidate of all

time.

Don't be thick, all right?

I'm not trying to go off on a tangent.

I'm just telling you a very weird vibe in the city today.

But it's about to pick up around the country because two quick things I can announce as we kick

off the show today.

Two new stand-up shows have been added to my fall schedule.

The first one is September 12th in Fayetteville, Arkansas. I am going to be in

Ozark Music Hall Saturdays, September the 12th in Fayetteville, Arkansas. That's a big damn deal.

Big damn deal. And the second one, if you're listening on W.E.E.U. in Redding, Pennsylvania,

to quote John Rich, we are coming to your city. We're going to be in the Santander Performing Arts Center, Saturday, September 19th, right there in Reading. I mean, it's a big deal. It's a big deal.

And if you want to see either of these events live, they are on sale uh today is the announcement they'll be on sale

all week at fox across america dot com i got to get out on the road see the american people what

we got yesterday out of the men's hockey team really quick i mean first of all for me it was

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