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Happy Wednesday, everybody.

I'm in a crazy mood today.

Like this one's going to get nuts.

Did you see the ABC reporter saying that the text messages between Charlie Kirk's

shooter and his lover were, quote, touching? Did you see that? That was embarrassing. I mean,

you talk about a race to the bottom. Like somebody tell ABC.

Nobody wants to see a rom-com about a guy in his trans lover.

Nobody's going to the theater to watch when Harry became Sally.

Or you've got mail, M-A-L-E.

You know what I'm saying?

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